"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via fodder-coffin)

FUCK :( I wanted Birthday sex this year :( now i cant ffs stupid rents making me go away on my Birthday its going to be worst Birthday

(Source: smoking-sex-suicide)


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imagine a tiny amazon air drone carrying a 55 gallon barrel of lube to a happy customer. imagine that


its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way