emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

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lovelessayase:

bigbardafree:

 im gonna start calling “no hetero” when i hug dudes because i dont want to give them the wrong idea or anything

fucking this!!!!!

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etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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norwayspruce:

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

You ever stop jacking off for a week? And then when you start back up again it’s like dammmm

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bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

meganthebadwolf:

nahshaw:

the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chest

I’m looking at you
fishingboatproceeds

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I’m trying to walk around the house and all these animals keep following me everywhere. I feel like the Pied Piper

rainss-of-castamere:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site

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